February 2012
I'm starting to look a weird mix of...
Getting my mop chopped asap.
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Start my elections and voters work.
5 minutes into reading incredibly dry theory on electoral geography I seemed to wander slightly.
I may have just spent about an hour and a half laying out a divine comedy tattoo for my left forearm that I’m kind of proud of.
Well…if I’m not getting Mass Effect any time soon and I’m not going out for a while…
Apparently I can't be supplied with the Mass...
I…I…just can’t do this. My insides are breaking.
I keep getting ghost notes on my posts.
It raises my hopes and then smashes them back down to the earth.
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I'M GOING SLAM DUNK!
So far it’s me and my pal Jack going.
Is anyone going, or has been, know if the after party is any good? Because if it’s anything like the Ghostfest one I’m not wasting £4.
I think Slam Dunk looks better than Ghostfest so...
But Slam Dunk might be during my exams.
I has sads.
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Reading Vonnegut's short stories last night.
Everything I read seems to be better than the last. FUBAR is incredible, doesn’t take long to read, so yeah read that. It was quite selfish though because he almost made me late for uni this morning.
Same strategy is on the cards tonight because I’m still wide awake listening to the new ETID…still.
I'm a hot shower person.
There is next to no ventilation in our shower so I have to make the choice between breathing and hot water.
I think I’m getting really good at breathing steam.
Each time I listen to the new ETID I come out with...
At one point they have all been the best song on the album for me.
I think it’s out done New Junk Aesthetic. Stunner.
Anonymous asked: what do you mean old a levels? you're not that old!
Anonymous asked: did you get an unconditional or conditional offer from manchester? didn't know you could get in with c's, sorry for all the questions, going to uni in 2 years and need people's experiences..
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I want a kettle in my room.
I need to be able to make tea easier.
But I would also need a sink and tea supplies.
Essentially, I want to live in a kitchen.
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Albums
Nocturnal By Black Dahlia Murder New Junk Aesthetic by Every Time I Die Evangelion by Behemoth The Curse by Atreyu Miss Machine by Dillinger Escape Plan
They’re the best albums ever and we need to talk about them and stuff!
I need to see Behemoth
Off the top of my head they’re like the one band I haven’t seen that I love loads to pieces and stuff.
Man, blackened death metal is the shit.
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The new ETID is so good.
Think the best album of 2012 has already happened.
Someone is really going to have to get their dicks out to top Ex Lives.
Tumblr has changed its layout.
Break out the reaction gifs guys.
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STREAM OF THE NEW ETID! →
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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I think I moved all my old university essays into...
Oh they’re not there.
They must be on my memory stick.
Oh I had to move them temporarily to my laptop because I had to move newsletter layout details onto my memory stick, so they’re not there.
That laptop is currently having it’s hard drive repaired. Oh dear.
…
Atreyu are another band I can listen to for hours
And that’s exactly what’s happening now.
Time to blast an essay on Chinese history.
2,500 words is an absolute piss walk.
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Ghostfest announcement is tomorrow.
Come on death metal bands, don’t let me down.
Actually one more thing.
I think slut is a word used to demonise women who exercise their basic human right right to a sex life.
I think friend zone is a term used to demonise women who exercise their basic human right to say no.
Good night folks.
Either way I've earned a tea.
You’d think anyone else would ease up on “close to the knuckle” humour but you’ll see more the same next time I think of something.
Good night and I would say God bless but he probably doesn’t exist. So, good night and Ryan Reynolds bless, he’s somewhat close to a deity.
I think I've learned a lesson today.
American people can be quite temperamental, especially when it’s easy to misquote what you’re saying.
At the end of the day, insulting people for being somewhat rash is tiring.
Don’t fuck with me, America. I’ve got your number. And it’s the number cheese.
Haven't gained a single follower by the way.
Just throwing that out there. Think I deserve some after this ordeal.
Loose Women is the bane of my life.
Translation: An awful British tv show that enforces horrible gender stereotypes really has made my day hilarious.
I just read something on the internet!
I’M GOING TO REPLY TO IT WITHOUT CHECKING IT’S CONTENTS OR SOURCE!
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d r e a m y . p s y c h o s i s: Slut shaming has... →
chrismcmahon:
amypond:
Fixed. I seriously can’t believe people are making posts about “loose women” ruining feminism. The point of feminism is equality and having the right to DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT. Just because you enjoy sex doesn’t make you a horrible woman. It’s someone…
Those bloody chips I had for lunch really filled...
Translation: THOSE GOD DARN FRENCH FRIES GONE STUFFED MY INSIDES!
I'm going to start putting American translations...
This is the third time this has happened with a different group of American “so and so-ists” completely misreading what I say.
Let’s trial it now.
peter5tewart replied to your post: peter5tewart replied to your post: Successfully…
I wish I was a slut.
Me too :(
peter5tewart replied to your post: Successfully alienated every American feminist on the site.
They’re all sluts anyway.
Sluts are the best Peter. I’m a slut, I’ll be the first to admit that.
Successfully alienated every American feminist on...
Not a bad days work there, Chris.
Slut shaming has done for feminism what the KKK...
amypond:
Fixed. I seriously can’t believe people are making posts about “loose women” ruining feminism. The point of feminism is equality and having the right to DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT. Just because you enjoy sex doesn’t make you a horrible woman. It’s someone elses body get over it. I AM RAGING SO BAD RIGHT NOW I CAN’T EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW PISSED OFF THE ORIGINAL TITLE MADE ME.
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Anonymous asked: what did you take as a levels and what grades did you get?
I'm going to travel back to Manchester in a second...
So in case anymore hate comes in, I’m not sexist, racist or in fact any of the -ists. I’m so neutral it hurts.
Well, bye for now!
Did you not even wonder why I capitalised "Loose...
peter5tewart asked: I'm loving this, by the way. I didn't even have to troll you. This is amazing.