December 2011
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My housemate is a Man U fan.
I just put this on his wall.
lols.
I keep forgetting I called my ipod Stan.
I get confused whenever I get pop ups about Stan syncing or charging and whether or not I want to open his folders.
I said I was going to bed.
I’ve sat up headbanging to Viatrophy whilst playing spider solitaire.
Now I’m going to bed (which means read till I fall asleep).
Laconic Phrase →
gutterspeak:
Remember all those witty-as-fuck one liners they said in 300?
Most of those lines are pretty much lifted from history, the Spartans were witty as fuck
- On the morning of the third and final day of the battle of Thermopylae, Leonidas, knowing they were being surrounded, exhorted his men, “Eat well, for tonight we dine in Hades.”
What?
If speaking to your cats as if they understand you makes you insane then yes! By that definition I am insane!
Anonymous asked: About your need for primary sources for 7/7 is there no way you can request anything through the public information act? Or something like that?
Dracula is so much better than I thought it would...
Going to get one more level on COD and then get in bed and read some more of it!
WHAT AN EXCITING LIFE I LEAD!
Not feeling good about my primary sources for my...
I need stuff relating to the 7/7 attacks from a government source.
They’ve only just released cabinet minutes from the 1980s.
Fuck.
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Play.com is poking fun at me.
My browsing history is made up of xbox games, Total War expansion packs, science fiction box sets and documentaries about global conflict.
Recommended items includes a Masturbation Kit.
Thanks guys, thanks. You’ve gathered from what I’m interested in I’m a very lonely, single 20 year old. You accurate bastards.
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I'm making the most of my last semester in...
Tickets purchased/intend on going to:
Black Dahlia Murder Azriel Man Overboard La Dispute Your Demise Brand New Protest the Hero Acacia Strain Alkaline Trio
If I’m missing any good ones please let me know.
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Anyone else read the stuff from Thatcher's...
The stuff about Liverpool and Trident and many more.
Because I’m confused as to how anyone with an ounce of humanity can be a Conservative.
By supporting or voting for them you are literally saying, “I am a greedy selfish cunt who cares about themselves and I probably look like a massive twat. Please, strangle me to death because you will be doing the world a favour.”
It looks like I've listened to more classical than...
THANKS LAST FM FOR SHOWING HOW CULTURED I AM!
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Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!?
Give me the HD pack now, please.
Can’t believe I have to wait so long for it.
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO STOP MAKING...
…shit.
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Just carried my team on COD.
It is true that the online community in COD is 80% 15 year olds. Ended up muting all their bloody mics and was the only one to finish with a positive KD ratio.
Dicks. My wins to loses ratio is fucking awful.
Hermit boy rant over.
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Is it just me that doesn't like the term...
I think it’s a bit condescending in a way and it also seems like another way of putting people into ‘teams’.
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gutterspeak replied to your post: Chris McMahon,...
Sorry anon
That was mean. Forgive me.
Anonymous asked: i love you.
I've been especially mopey lately.
So in response I’ve rediscovered my love for Alkaline Trio.
It…hasn’t helped.
You know you’re not “young” anymore when you see brands of sweets that have ceased to be produced.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Machine Head (25)
Shai Hulud (24)
The Human Abstract (23)
After the Burial (18)
Ludwig van Beethoven (18)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Leanred the hard way that my laptop isn't a...
Green tea, all over my bed.
Broke out the hair dryer because I need a place to sit while I play COD. My room smells how I imagine an opium den would smell.
How could I possibly work knowing there are...
“Men look at breasts the way women look at babies, “Aw, isn’t that lovely.”
– Dylan Moran. (via shagad3lic)
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Funny fact.
Most laptops have the word “gullible” on their under side.
I'm going to a pub quiz
With a couple.
BUT! It’s cool because we’re all good friends and I’ll only look lonely from a distance.
Allllllriiiight.
You know that disgusting feeling when you really want to talk to someone and ask them to hang out with but you’re fairly certain they don’t want to talk or hang round with you?
Yeeeeeeeeeah.
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I've ordered the collector's edition of Mass...
And now we play the waiting game.
peter5tewart replied to your post: Night terror ...
Lol’d hard.
Night terror
I had a dream an inflatable Julius Caesar was trying to choke me to death with the sole of his boot while I was in my own bed.
If I got one of those botched implant jobs I would...