February 2012
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Reading Vonnegut's short stories last night.
Everything I read seems to be better than the last. FUBAR is incredible, doesn’t take long to read, so yeah read that. It was quite selfish though because he almost made me late for uni this morning.  Same strategy is on the cards tonight because I’m still wide awake listening to the new ETID…still.
Feb 28th
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I'm a hot shower person.
There is next to no ventilation in our shower so I have to make the choice between breathing and hot water. I think I’m getting really good at breathing steam.
Feb 28th
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Each time I listen to the new ETID I come out with...
At one point they have all been the best song on the album for me. I think it’s out done New Junk Aesthetic. Stunner.
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: what do you mean old a levels? you're not that old!
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: did you get an unconditional or conditional offer from manchester? didn't know you could get in with c's, sorry for all the questions, going to uni in 2 years and need people's experiences..
Feb 28th
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I want a kettle in my room.
I need to be able to make tea easier. But I would also need a sink and tea supplies. Essentially, I want to live in a kitchen.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
Albums
Nocturnal By Black Dahlia Murder New Junk Aesthetic by Every Time I Die Evangelion by Behemoth The Curse by Atreyu Miss Machine by Dillinger Escape Plan They’re the best albums ever and we need to talk about them and stuff! 
Feb 28th
I need to see Behemoth
Off the top of my head they’re like the one band I haven’t seen that I love loads to pieces and stuff. Man, blackened death metal is the shit.
Feb 28th
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The new ETID is so good.
Think the best album of 2012 has already happened. Someone is really going to have to get their dicks out to top Ex Lives.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Tumblr has changed its layout.
Break out the reaction gifs guys.
Feb 28th
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STREAM OF THE NEW ETID! →
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Feb 28th
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I think I moved all my old university essays into...
Oh they’re not there. They must be on my memory stick. Oh I had to move them temporarily to my laptop because I had to move newsletter layout details onto my memory stick, so they’re not there. That laptop is currently having it’s hard drive repaired. Oh dear. …
Feb 28th
Atreyu are another band I can listen to for hours
And that’s exactly what’s happening now. Time to blast an essay on Chinese history. 2,500 words is an absolute piss walk.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Ghostfest announcement is tomorrow.
Come on death metal bands, don’t let me down.
Feb 28th
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Actually one more thing.
I think slut is a word used to demonise women who exercise their basic human right right to a sex life. I think friend zone is a term used to demonise women who exercise their basic human right to say no. Good night folks.
Feb 27th
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Either way I've earned a tea.
You’d think anyone else would ease up on “close to the knuckle” humour but you’ll see more the same next time I think of something. Good night and I would say God bless but he probably doesn’t exist. So, good night and Ryan Reynolds bless, he’s somewhat close to a deity.
Feb 27th
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I think I've learned a lesson today.
American people can be quite temperamental, especially when it’s easy to misquote what you’re saying. At the end of the day, insulting people for being somewhat rash is tiring. Don’t fuck with me, America. I’ve got your number. And it’s the number cheese.
Feb 27th
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Haven't gained a single follower by the way.
Just throwing that out there. Think I deserve some after this ordeal.
Feb 27th
Loose Women is the bane of my life.
Translation: An awful British tv show that enforces horrible gender stereotypes really has made my day hilarious.
Feb 27th
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I just read something on the internet!
I’M GOING TO REPLY TO IT WITHOUT CHECKING IT’S CONTENTS OR SOURCE!
Feb 27th
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shaolinfingerjab asked: I love you more than anyone ever.
Feb 27th
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d r e a m y . p s y c h o s i s: Slut shaming has... →
chrismcmahon: amypond: Fixed. I seriously can’t believe people are making posts about “loose women” ruining feminism. The point of feminism is equality and having the right to DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT. Just because you enjoy sex doesn’t make you a horrible woman. It’s someone…
Feb 27th
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Those bloody chips I had for lunch really filled...
Translation: THOSE GOD DARN FRENCH FRIES GONE STUFFED MY INSIDES!
Feb 27th
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I'm going to start putting American translations...
This is the third time this has happened with a different group of American “so and so-ists” completely misreading what I say. Let’s trial it now.
Feb 27th
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peter5tewart replied to your post: peter5tewart replied to your post: Successfully… I wish I was a slut. Me too :(
Feb 27th
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peter5tewart replied to your post: Successfully alienated every American feminist on the site. They’re all sluts anyway. Sluts are the best Peter. I’m a slut, I’ll be the first to admit that.
Feb 27th
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Successfully alienated every American feminist on...
Not a bad days work there, Chris.
Feb 27th
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Slut shaming has done for feminism what the KKK...
amypond: Fixed. I seriously can’t believe people are making posts about “loose women” ruining feminism. The point of feminism is equality and having the right to DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT. Just because you enjoy sex doesn’t make you a horrible woman. It’s someone elses body get over it. I AM RAGING SO BAD RIGHT NOW I CAN’T EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW PISSED OFF THE ORIGINAL TITLE MADE ME.  ...
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: what did you take as a levels and what grades did you get?
Feb 27th
I'm going to travel back to Manchester in a second...
So in case anymore hate comes in, I’m not sexist, racist or in fact any of the -ists. I’m so neutral it hurts. Well, bye for now!
Feb 27th
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Did you not even wonder why I capitalised "Loose...
Feb 27th
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peter5tewart asked: I'm loving this, by the way. I didn't even have to troll you. This is amazing.
Feb 27th
Anonymous asked: you're sexist?
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: Not going to post my earlier reply? Ok then. Doesn't make you any less of a sexist asshole, but you are obviously okay with that. God forbid people think you discriminate against something like skin color that people have no say over when they are born.
Feb 27th
Anonymous asked: "Because a woman having and enjoying consentual sex with more then one person in her life is the same as a group of racist murderers." You got owned.
Feb 27th
Anonymous asked: I don't know, a sexist asshole usually isn't too far from being a racist asshole.
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: "Loose Women has done for feminism what the KKK has done for race relations." what did they both get standards too high to accept you?
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Loose Women has done for feminism what the KKK has...
Feb 27th
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I might be in a weird mood.
I’m terrified of the level work I have to do but my social life is steadily improving. Partially happy days.
Feb 27th
I'm not paying £3000+ a year to get seminar...
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